I’VE been trying to tell you, I really am a wowser. So this ‘scenic railway’ excursion (that’s the massive rickety roller coaster to non-Melburnians) is a big deal.
“Help!” I scream futilely into each abyss.
“Did you know this was built in 1912?” Clare says, not heeding my request.
I fail in my attempt to keep my eyes open, but then the ‘scenic railway’ has a ‘technical failure’ of its own. Luckily it’s only with the souvenir photos at the end, so you’ll have to take my word for it that I was sat right at the front.
Keeper? Yeaaargh!!
I looked a bit like this on the ride...
Hey man, now you're really living 
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