THIS free paper goes out in cities across Australia, and on the ‘Talk’ page you can:
1) Send a message to some spunk you see on public transport
2) Ask for advice
3) Vent your spleen
all by sending text messages. That’s amazing! I do all three. Eyes peeled, huh?
Keeper? Yes. I like sending nonsense to publications.
Hey man, now you're really living 
One down, two to go!