Tell the dog to be discreet.
* Make sure your dog is well mannered.
* Do not damage any trees crashing through the bush around locked gates – unless they are already dead.
* Drive slowly to avoid hitting emus and kangaroos – bad form. (Did you know the emu and kangaroo make up our national emblem partly because it’s impossible for them to move backwards? Well, now you do.)
* Make sure fire area is damp and clear of detritus. Scoot dirt over the fire pit before leaving.
* Quickly stamp out any exploding gas cylinders and surrounding fire, including any flames on yourself.
* Pick up your Cougar cans.
* Leave at 5am to save any rangers the hassle of arresting you.
I built this.
Keeper? Unavoidable at times.
Hey man, now you're really living 
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