THIS might mark my card as a weirdo, but today I pick three people in the newspaper who I reckon would love a letter from me.
I write to:
* Somebody incarcerated in the local prison, in a there-but-the-grace-of-God situation.
* A couple whose mean neighbours are trying to close down their rabbit sanctuary (I’m offering assistance, violent or otherwise).
* The editor of the Herald Sun pets page, to immortalise Mr Thumpy.
Keeper? Not sure. Not if they write me weird letters back.
Hey man, now you're really living 
Mr Thumpy! have you ever made a movie with Mr Thumpy? if not, lets!