I GO through two boxes of matches and 85 in-head renditions of “Fire… I bid you to burn” before this baby finally gets going in my brand new fire pit (see Day 54). I have to dance around putting spot fires out a fair bit, but I keep it going for a couple of hours without any complaints from Doreen next door or the bastards over the fence.
NB: I have made a fire before at Girl Guides, but it was under supervision. This is not.
Keeper: Yes; very satisfying, addictive work, and I like the way I smell all smokey.
Hey man, now you're really living 
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